Adrien Grenier holds a watermelon inexplicably close to his Prius

He also doesn't understand the irony of playing a mediocre actor.

Mandy Moore doesn't want you to know she drives a Prius.

Or maybe she doesn't want to get attacked by a rabid Ryan Adams fan.

Cameron Diaz wears a miniskirt with a slip for some reason in her Prius

Seriously, what is that?

Orlando Bloom feels self-important with his Prius

That other car in the background? It runs on PIRATES. Just like his career.

Ryan Gosling gets groceries in a Prius

Ryan Gosling also buys organic foods and hates high fructose corn syrup. Watch out, corn farmers.